悲哀的笑話

jgt2007228

<P><FONT color=blue size=3>昨天聽到了一個笑話</FONT></P>
2 M% _: {  i; ~9 ^<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>有笑點...但蠻悲哀的</FONT></P>
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# u0 a/ @- L$ T- [<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>內容大致如下</FONT></P>
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* Z4 S4 h) u9 q" k) n; p  L<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>日據時期...每十個死掉的日本士兵中</FONT></P>
+ Z. v: {7 t1 j* i/ G; a( D<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>2個是被原住民殺死的..其它8個是被蚊子叮死的(瘧疾)</FONT></P>
- l' K8 T; G9 r3 Q9 f+ U; T1 w& O<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>日本人為了對付蚊子.所以引進大肚魚</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>瘧蚊喜歡產卵在乾淨的水域</FONT></P>
" {! N1 o& Q0 A  t<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>但日本人不了解蚊子的習性.所以一直無法根除</FONT></P>
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/ V4 C. e, @4 p& A' R7 m1 m<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>直到光復後在國民政府的領導下...瘧疾不再</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>瘧疾防疫中心的人整天沒事幹..</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>因瘧疾不藥而治.自然消失</FONT></P>
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1 X% ?5 ]( \' i9 z' b<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>原因是~~~</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>台灣再也找不到一處乾淨的水域</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>瘧蚊無法生存</FONT></P>
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6 L+ t3 q, a  R5 |6 c<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>台灣重經濟.重工業.重財團.重開發......</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>就是不重環境保護</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>直到現在政府還想在彰化縣發展國光石化</FONT></P>
7 s" @3 t; c7 ?. }4 O. j) e<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>大家一起為台灣的生態環境默哀三分鐘</FONT></P>

阿鋅ㄚ

<P>雖然不好笑........</P>
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<P>不過這個卻是個實際的問題......</P>
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lemon54225

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free_night9

張老師~該發揮你的功用了!!!在學校要記得跟小朋友宣導一下~
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zaqx430531

<P>陳水扁和馬英九猜一個字</P>
<P>答:騙</P>
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