悲哀的笑話

jgt2007228

<P><FONT color=blue size=3>昨天聽到了一個笑話</FONT></P>
( D4 D" |) @! K# ^: r5 i! t<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>有笑點...但蠻悲哀的</FONT></P>
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6 X( l& ~, `; b/ \5 [- L, r& m<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>內容大致如下</FONT></P>
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- t5 D5 z1 s* K5 X( M, j- b! h<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>日據時期...每十個死掉的日本士兵中</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>2個是被原住民殺死的..其它8個是被蚊子叮死的(瘧疾)</FONT></P>
& Y! _  e* m4 Q& q# w$ G3 [' {<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>日本人為了對付蚊子.所以引進大肚魚</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>瘧蚊喜歡產卵在乾淨的水域</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>但日本人不了解蚊子的習性.所以一直無法根除</FONT></P>
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<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>直到光復後在國民政府的領導下...瘧疾不再</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>瘧疾防疫中心的人整天沒事幹..</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>因瘧疾不藥而治.自然消失</FONT></P>
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<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>原因是~~~</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>台灣再也找不到一處乾淨的水域</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>瘧蚊無法生存</FONT></P>
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9 @" o  i6 J6 ^* z9 V: g5 H<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>台灣重經濟.重工業.重財團.重開發......</FONT></P>
6 U: n; y: P. t$ |0 H1 W  S<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>就是不重環境保護</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>直到現在政府還想在彰化縣發展國光石化</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>大家一起為台灣的生態環境默哀三分鐘</FONT></P>

阿鋅ㄚ

<P>雖然不好笑........</P>
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4 G: d; n; f9 K<P>不過這個卻是個實際的問題......</P>
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lemon54225

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free_night9

張老師~該發揮你的功用了!!!在學校要記得跟小朋友宣導一下~
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zaqx430531

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